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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:31
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?
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Then came..
No go.
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Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
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No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Still no good
So they tried
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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